May 2012
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Anonymous asked: how tall r u ?
May 28th
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Anonymous asked: so coke?
May 28th
Anonymous asked: what were you doing to lose the weight?
May 27th
I guess I should stop losing weight
All my clothes are too big and awkward fitting.
May 27th
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May 27th
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I hate Kentucky
Why are you holding Nathan hostage. Come home so I can date the shit out of you.
May 27th
May 27th
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Why why why why do you live forever away?! I really really really really need you right now. So much. Naaaate come home :( please.
May 27th
byebye-baggage replied to your post: I love my coworkers, my job, and our customers… they’re closing yours?!?! :( Yeah :(
May 27th
I love my coworkers, my job, and our customers more than anything. In the past 9 months, this has become my home. PCJ was the only place I could go and really escape my life, and be around people I loved and could just have some serious fun and feel okay. Now that’s being taken away from me. I love my coworkers so much, they are my family. A part of me is dying. SO NOT FAIR. Greenville SC...
May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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I have so many bug bites on me.
FUCK YOU TOO NATURE. FUCK YOU.
May 25th
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Townsend drunk dialed me.
“BABY COUSIN MISS YOU PRINCESS. IM AT BUDDY’S AND I MISS YA GIRRRRRL. GIMME BACK MY YALE HAT BITCH. IM SMART AND GO THERE YOU DON’T.” So loved.
May 25th
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May 24th
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I go to tell Townsend bye, and he hits me in the...
“STOP BEING A FUCKING PHANTOM IN MY LIFE CARLISHA. NOT COOL SMALL ONE.” Love my crazy ass cousin.
May 24th
Anonymous asked: Would you ever date a guy named Carl?
May 24th
YOU LAZY CUNTBAG OF FAIL
New favorite insult.
May 24th
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Commentary from Townsend, my 21 year old cousin:
“Chicks who wear makeup at the beach are whores. Like, why the hell would you do that?” “SUNSCREEN, MA! SUNBURNS ARE NO BUENO!” “oh hi, excuse me for interrupting your swag, sir.” “Cars, drinking the fucking ‘quila. Jose is love.” “Yo Ash, hook me up with something American.” “Carls, I surf to replace weed in my...
May 24th
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Grey Goose in my cup
So delish.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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Talk to meeeeee
May 23rd
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